You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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