i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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