Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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