i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
