But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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