I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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