it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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