i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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