Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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