Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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