R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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