It's just like the Real World with babies
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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