Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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