What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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