you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
