Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
