If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Someone stole a lamp last night.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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