Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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