did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
