I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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