He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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