Kareoke will never be a sober sport
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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