You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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