He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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