dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
