Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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