we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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