She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!