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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you

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• (281): View more from Texas

  All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES

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  YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year

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  wow. THAT good huh

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• (626): View more from California

  My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team

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