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(712): View more from Iowa

She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?

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(928): View more from Arizona

she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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(253): View more from Washington

That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail

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(407): View more from Florida

It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!

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