Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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