So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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