Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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