she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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