I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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