Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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