butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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