I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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