i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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