You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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