Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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