weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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