Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I have tasted many bathrooms
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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