My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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