Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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