Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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