This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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