I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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