I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
