Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.