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• (315): View more from New York

  evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone

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• (707): View more from California

  I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter

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• (619): View more from California

  You in for a dick vacation?

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  YES, even though I have no idea what that means

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"

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• (516): View more from New York

  Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow

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