I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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