I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Bring me that man meat
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.