We won't sleep together?
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.