My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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