chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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