That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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