Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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