i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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