were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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