she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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