You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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